Child Support

A song written by Jonathan Fashbaugh

I'm working for my wife
So I can afford
The child support
That my kids will need
A loafer an hour
Gives brain-food power
I'll buy my kids goodies
So that they can succeed.

Chorus
Hey there, Honey
Can I have my lunch break now?
I'll send you that check, Babe
Just like we agreed
Oh yeah, that's right!
Pay day don't come till next month.
You're milking me, Honey
More than I can bleed.

I'll shave my head,
and then I'll make a paintbrush.
With my goldie locks,
Maybe I can succeed.
Hot dog stand man
Says he's been working his dang job
For twenty years, but they're still
Taking his deed.

I owe you more dough, Hon'
Than I'll ever own,
But I'm working hard.
Yeah, Baby, you know me.
Now I know we're not
Together anymore.
You could never stand it when
I'd go out with Eileen.
Well, all I need is
This low interest loan.
I'll be out of your hair, Dear,
If you'll co-sign with me.

-JEF