Robert and I
by Jonathan Earl Fashbaugh
Looking to crowds
For laughter handouts
Spend all your spare time
Searching for a new nick-name
Cut off your pony tail
Cause no one else has one
Searching out personalities
To find one of your own
Are you in business?
Or are you in art?
Do you like to draw
or do you like to fight?
You need directions,
But you're willing to give them too.
Robert and I
Knock over a liquor store
Hoping the adrenaline will drive
Him and I to what we were looking for.
Eunekma took a bullet.
Yeah, it made quite an impression on him.
He became a surgeon,
And he pulled that sucker right out of his brain.
We're wondering when
And we're wondering
What we will learn.
We're waiting to be cool.
Won't you tell us,
Is it almost our turn?